Calamity!
Even when we were married I suspected. She tried to hide it, but deep down I knew that this facade she had built was a flimsy construct of overly-watered down plaster. It was her dirty little secret that she sequestered far back in the corners of her mind. Away from me. Away from the light. It tore at her insides and corrupted her very soul, withering her heart to a pale, dusty black. On the outside, one would never know it by looking at her. No one would be able to fathom the black things that lie coiled like blind eels gnashing their bent and oddly angled teeth at the very core of her pysche. Thick and rolling and hissing and spitting.
That's right. I just found out my ex- has become a Republican.
(heh. I'm very funny.)
That's right. I just found out my ex- has become a Republican.
(heh. I'm very funny.)
That's gotta be grounds for divorce in NY, right?
She'll be lucky if she isn't ex-communicated.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha! Oh. My. Gad.
I'm pretty sure that was perfect... ~IC
(*takes a bow*)
I think this is grounds for full custody.
She'll probably eat them if I don't get it.
Holy crap. Was she mesmerized by the Satan Palin?
Geez...I'm glad I've never stated on record my party.
@Just LD: She actually said "Oh she'll just be the VP. She won't DO anything." Aaaaaah!!!
@Rebma: I'm kidding about this. Everyone knows both parties are assholes.
I don't even vote but..fuck her!
I refuse to comment on this blog on the ground that it may incriminate me.
grounds even
My ex-husband still votes exactly how I tell him.
(No, I am not a republican)
Let's be optimistic here. Maybe she just has one of those personality-altering brain tumors.
You do realize this reflects badly on you as well.
To have kissed one, let alone MARRIED one is enough to turn a good liberal against abortion.
@jkcookie: YOu could just bite her for me if you want.
@Char: You are a nice one...so I forgive. :)
@Jaimi: Wow. Just Wow.
@xo12: No. I think she was always this way. She just hid it. I bet she secretly voted for Bush last time. I blame the Wall St. collapse on HER now!
@pc: We never kissed. That's just oogey. At least that's what my brain is telling me.
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