tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post3742502933776159287..comments2023-10-29T08:13:01.057-04:00Comments on Vox Nihilim: Ninjas in NJKurthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-88769598504826584802008-08-28T10:57:00.000-04:002008-08-28T10:57:00.000-04:00Some might say that "douchebags from New Jersey" i...Some might say that "douchebags from New Jersey" is redundant. But did you know that NJ was recently selected as one of the top five states to live? And that NJ was in fact the editors' Top Choice? Sure, the magazine was Douchebag Monthly. But still.<BR/><BR/>Ninjas are hawt. I'm wearing my ninja outfit right now. So is Tickle Me Elmo. All we need now is -- hang on, there's the doorbell. Brb.<BR/><BR/>Yesss! The keg of lube I ordered! And it took them 35 minutes to get here so it's half off. Sweet. <BR/><BR/>Kevin McSentinelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-33638659411201613252008-08-27T19:21:00.000-04:002008-08-27T19:21:00.000-04:00They just text so fast you never even see them do ...They just text so fast you never even see them do it. Their thumbs move so close to the speed of sound that is an occasional boom. When you hear that, it's a ninja texting.Cynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13176703185284318762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-24906565756117884912008-08-27T17:00:00.000-04:002008-08-27T17:00:00.000-04:00Can I be a girl ninja, but just in the bedroom?Can I be a girl ninja, but just in the bedroom?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-71715163033419515612008-08-27T11:00:00.000-04:002008-08-27T11:00:00.000-04:00Oh.See, I make them on a mission.Super secret stea...Oh.<BR/>See, I make them on a mission.<BR/><BR/>Super secret stealthy missions.<BR/><BR/>Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn. <BR/><BR/>Was that a bit much?<BR/>Yeah, I take that one back.amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323786968494970259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-38306024996454132832008-08-27T10:49:00.000-04:002008-08-27T10:49:00.000-04:00Well I SAID they don't make them "during a mission...Well I SAID they don't make them "during a mission". I never said they didn't make them at all. Sheesh! What kind of ninja...nay...what kind of person doesn't make a good mom joke from time to time?<BR/><BR/>That one was funny, by the way. Because you called my mom a whore!Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-87304704520492804652008-08-27T10:45:00.000-04:002008-08-27T10:45:00.000-04:00I AM A NINJA, with the reflexes of a mongoose. Wi...I AM A NINJA, with the reflexes of a mongoose. <BR/><BR/>With that said:<BR/><BR/>I do make your mom jokes.<BR/><BR/>Your momma's like a squirrel , she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15323786968494970259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-54833228224977227842008-08-27T10:44:00.000-04:002008-08-27T10:44:00.000-04:00There are totally girl ninjas. At least that's wha...There are totally girl ninjas. At least that's what all my dreams tell me when they come true.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-8915948620309380352008-08-27T10:41:00.000-04:002008-08-27T10:41:00.000-04:00Are there girl ninjas, too? I'm thinking about goi...Are there girl ninjas, too? I'm thinking about going bad ass. <BR/><BR/>KKvPAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-743598724096115682008-08-27T09:57:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:57:00.000-04:00She totally is.She totally is.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-29372754493018779722008-08-27T09:56:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:56:00.000-04:00Your mom's a ninja.Your mom's a ninja.xo12https://www.blogger.com/profile/09346679207344886502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-29330869611454162202008-08-27T09:53:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:53:00.000-04:00@GSG: Not sure. Although I did find this for you....@GSG: Not sure. Although I did find <A HREF="http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/hrc/15138P-main.jpg" REL="nofollow">this</A> for you. You know...for later (*wink wink nudge nudge*)Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-49284509283860732242008-08-27T09:51:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:51:00.000-04:00@OM: Under ANY circumstances. You wouldn't want it...@OM: Under ANY circumstances. You wouldn't want it to get out of hand and have them accidentally "unleash the fury".Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18057025395741695755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-78317393625579000462008-08-27T09:48:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:48:00.000-04:00Where does one get a full ninja costume these days...Where does one get a full ninja costume these days anyway? Wal-Mart? Or in the secret back room of Men's Warehouse?Evahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002773498908304706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2444910974500318216.post-67282668785802486892008-08-27T09:21:00.000-04:002008-08-27T09:21:00.000-04:00Are you SURE Ninjas don't have tickle fights? I m...Are you SURE Ninjas don't have tickle fights? I mean... Under ANY circumstance? ~OMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com